Life isn't easy for this Storm Trooper: Darth Vader strangles him, C3PO always look way better than him in his awesome gold exoskeleton, and with a light saber his ass burned by Yoda. That suit makes him sweat like a pig, too. He's overworked, paid at minimum wage, and has no dental; and since he has to wear that helmet most of the time, he consequently has to bear the pungent smell of his gingivitis. I won't even mention how hard it is for him to go to the toilet.
So, when the opportunity of a holiday was offered, he grabbed the chance straight away. Literally - he didn't even get out of his suit before getting the first ship home to his dear old mum.
So, when the opportunity of a holiday was offered, he grabbed the chance straight away. Literally - he didn't even get out of his suit before getting the first ship home to his dear old mum.
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